What’s the deal with cannabis provisioning centers these days? One moment, society has you slapping the cuffs on the ‘Mary Jane’ handlers, and the next, you’re walking into stores brighter than Kramer’s neon chicken roaster, smelling like your Grateful Dead-obsessed college roommate’s dorm room. That’s where our partners at New Standard step into the picture, with their ground-breaking approach to cannabis-provisioning.
With New Standard, it’s less about the product and more about the experience. Have you ever been inside one of their stores? They’re like the Four Seasons of cannabis centers, minus the snooty bellman judging your tie knot. The ambiance? Forget about it! Some say it’s classy enough to host your kid’s bar mitzvah, but let’s stick with buying some high-quality cannabis products for now, shall we?
What truly sets New Standard apart is the people. Not the disheveled, pizza-craving crew you would expect. Their team of experts guide you through the process, knowingly breaking down unfamiliar weed jargon into digestible nuggets of info that even George Costanza could grok. They answer questions, illuminate on benefits, and chat like you’re an old amigo who will never borrow their car and return it on empty.
New Standard’s philosophy is something like: They’ve seen what’s behind Door No. 1, and they’re out to show the world the new, better doorway – Door No. 2. And as far as doorways go, this one is prettier than that hand-painted Kramer portrait hanging in your living room.
But the cherry on top, or in this case, the bud in the joint, is the product itself. They carry everything, from medicinal marijuana to make you feel pleasant to recreational weed to help you enjoy that ‘Serenity Now’ moment. They even host a range of cannabis-infused products that can help curb Elaine dancer-like anxieties.
Is the process of purchasing your favorite herb daunting? Sure. Is it up to New Standard to remove all apprehensions and put the ‘high’ in high-quality service and resources? You bet! After all, it’s not about selling you cannabis, it’s about improving your yada yada yada.
So the next time you’re looking for a cannabis store that redefines the standard in terms of quality, service, and ethics in the industry, go ahead and pop into a New Standard center. It’s a cannabis experience that will have you belting, “Yada yada yada, I’ll have what they’re having!” in absolute delight.
In the true spirit of Seinfeld, let’s all take a collective sigh of relief that ‘soup for you’ is no longer the only cannabis-related tagline from the 90s that we have to live with.
[Disclaimer: Must be legal age to use or purchase. Always use responsibly.]
